Morning time is no time to be cheerful.
If a car window is left open and then it rains, the car seat will be wet.
Sometimes, parents give up and
- swear.
- call their youngest child a dumb ape.
- confess this to the oldest child, who congratulates them on acceptance.
There is an employee in Best Buy who is proud to announce to customers that all scanners are "pretty much the same".
There is an employee in Best Buy who is lucky he didn't get "ripped a new one".
A cashier at Borders doesn't understand that 40% off of $19.98 is a better price than $19.97 .
The 2008 Physicians Desk Reference is very heavy, and on sale at Borders for $19.98 .
If Mexican Bean Beetles no longer have beans to eat, they will make do with eating, laying eggs on and having all of their friends over to the neighboring herb garden.
Even if you hope really, really hard, Kirsten Dunst will still say, "Go get 'em tiger," at the end of Spiderman 2.
Most Important:
If you leave the top open on a hot tub, an 9 month old black kitten can fall in.
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